pizza-butts:

if it can fly

it should die

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unluckyships:

when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

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lavastormsw:

spun-foonerisms:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

THREETY THREE THOUG H

FORTY FOUR TH-

wait

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i don’t understand my parents. they tell me to study some more after finishing my homework and when i do, they yell at me for not finishing my homework. but when i try to explain that i’m studying, they think i’m lying T___T can i just be done with school. please. 

disneyfansonly:

Do you love Disney? This blog is everything Disney!

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tarnished-sanity:

Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/Ozh1s

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alphalewolf:

Chris Evans was cast as both The Human Torch and Captain America because of reasons.

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tibets:

a baby carriage that doubles as a fryer ! Fry all your chicken in one portable, easy baby carriage!

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