• Mom: Are you up yet?
  • Me: Yes (still in bed)
  • (5 minutes later)
  • Mom: Are you up now?!
  • Me: Yeah
  • (10 minutes later)
  • Mom opens curtains pulls off covers and leaves, growling under her breah
  • Me: Man why's she so angry all of a sudden?
  • radioheade:

    if youre a mosquito unfollow me right now

    (Source: radioheade-moved)

    mediocr:

    If you hate puppies you are a serial killer

    contraception:

    a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

    beauxbatons:

    vine is great because my attention span is literally six seconds

    the-fault-in-our-wifi:

    ceruleanlunacy:

    kristophen:

    girls with eyes :)

    girls with no eyes )

    grls

    (Source: scootlivesscootdies)